The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015

Cole- Dayum bro have you seen how big jess is?
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.
by Hozeyahzz December 7, 2023

Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.
“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”
“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
by DontTouchMyMayo June 5, 2019
