Goalie

1. A cockblocker.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.

This mofucka has been playin goalie all night. I just want to get my dick wet. Dam!

by .eSp. August 2, 2024

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Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021

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Goalie sub

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

by Zeecatman August 19, 2010

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