Friendship whore

A friendship whore is a person of the female sex (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. Once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. Although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship whore has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. Thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship whoreism.

Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;

*immediate cardiac arrest

*strange mental patterns

*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls

*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore

*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.

NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.

I managed to avoid becoming a Friendship Whore victim and life has never been better

by Teen Reject October 3, 2005

friendship sock

When one man inserts a portable pocket vagina into another man's rectum and has sexual intercourse through it. It is often considered to be a heterosexual act because, if done correctly, will result in no skin-to-skin contact.

My friend Tom Cruise and I struck out at the bar, so we decided to friendship sock to fulfill our drunken sexual urges.

by iyaoyasao2 June 16, 2010

Friendship meal

When a person (usually a female) accepts a dinner "date" from another person (usually a male) only to get a free meal. Often times the person paying for the meal feels like it is a real date, but really its just a friendship meal and the accepting person "only wants to be friends".

Sally accepted a friendship meal from Frank...
Poor Frank thought it was a real date, but Sally was just looking for a free meal and she only wants to be friends!

by Tango-papa May 8, 2011

friendship pie

When you get a room with your ginger female friend but don't do anything sexual because she has a cold.

‘I just didn’t want to ruin the friendship pie’

by Not Alfred Hitchcock June 23, 2014

Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond

Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.

by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015

friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.

"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."

by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016

Friendship Endship

A word created by Nicole Rafiee, meaning "friendship breakup"

Wow, that friendship endship was hard for me.

by Bi_Bitch September 17, 2020