forever-wipe

those shits that take foreverrr to wipe.

Present-tense usuage:

me *thinking* "damn, i've been in here for over 10 minutes. this is a forever-wipe!"

Past-tense usage:

friend "yo bro were you just jerking off in my bathroom"
me "nah man, i took a shit it was a forever-wipe."
friend "you better get your ass to the store and buy me some toilet paper"

by the shitter5 September 13, 2010

live forever

Song by Oasis. One of the best songs ever written.

Live Forever is one of the best songs ever written.

by T-Bone March 22, 2005

forever and a day

An expression which shows how long something takes.

"Have you played that online game yet"
"No, because it took forever and a day to load"

by Neezy March 4, 2005

Forever Transfer

When you are a receptionist at a car dealership and a salesman pays you to transfer all of the vehicle inquires to them, hence, they sell more cars and make more commission.

Hey Susie, I'll pay you $50 a week to do a Forever Transfer with me

by Real_MCR January 27, 2021

forever guy

That one guy who no matter how much y'all fight and fuss. He'll always be there when you need him. The one whose always in your heart. The one the love will never go away for. Your forever guy.

He's my forever guy, I can't help but love him.

by Kelgoddess January 28, 2016

forever nigga

A guy that is a women's true love, that even though they're no longer in a relationship, they will continuously return to one another for sex, comfort, and whatever felt good about the relationship they had, regardless of whether or not they are with someone else.

They broke up years ago, but he's still her forever nigga.

by @ibeezemortal360 November 27, 2015

Wino Forever

A tattoo on Johnny Depp's right arm. He got it when he was going with Winona Ryder, and after they split he changed it to read Wino Forever. Very funny, if you ask me.

Wino Forever? Pssh. Steph Forever sounds so much better.

by Mrs. S. Depp May 31, 2006