by Cummy worm November 18, 2010
Get the Fordmug. A brand of car and truck that sometimes makes some legit cars. Most of the time they are POS. But so are all American car companies.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
"Oh Jimmy just bought his new Ford f150 and had to get his transmission replaced. Darn my Chevy 1500 had to get it's tranny replaced. How can those damn union workers sleep at night?"
Ironically the author drives an American car.
Ironically the author drives an American car.
by American car driver April 5, 2010
Get the Fordmug. by Absistscsh February 4, 2016
Get the Fordmug. Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
by incarcerator February 11, 2014
Get the Fordmug. by Angelo Natoli December 9, 2008
Get the Fordmug. 1. A car created in the 19th century by Henry Ford
2. To find and cross a body of water by foot at a shallow area
3. Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
2. To find and cross a body of water by foot at a shallow area
3. Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
1. yo who created the ford car
that was some nigga last century named Henry
2.(People come to stream)
We are going to have to ford it since we do not have a boat
3. Yo look at that Ford go
Thats not a Ford it is a Dodge
that was some nigga last century named Henry
2.(People come to stream)
We are going to have to ford it since we do not have a boat
3. Yo look at that Ford go
Thats not a Ford it is a Dodge
by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008
Get the Fordmug. "Nascar Winston Cup.... Ford had 7 cars in the top 10 in the 2002 points championship"
whoever wrote that is a sack of shit, every single winston cup car has a CHEVY 350, eat ass.
whoever wrote that is a sack of shit, every single winston cup car has a CHEVY 350, eat ass.
by bald poon patrol June 29, 2003
Get the Fordmug.