Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

fondue dick

The Clap

Don't stick your dick in the cheese, and you won't get fondue dick.

by DemonCupcake March 21, 2016

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick

Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night

by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

Fondued

Fondued-When a man puts only his balls, in a female vagina.

I did to much blow last couldn’t get it up I fondued her

by Skiballin April 30, 2025

Lausanne Fondue

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.

Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!

by Lausanne_Fondue August 7, 2011