Fogging mist

When a man gets on all fours, tucks his penis and balls back between his legs, and begins to urinate. When the urination begins the man proceeds to rip a huge fart, thus producing a fogging mist into a willing partner’s face.
Man did I ever catch a fogging mist last night! I had to wash my couch cushions 3 times!
by DaddysBelt May 12, 2020
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Fog Spot

1. A retarded person. 2. Kids who ride the short bus.
(Derived from the "foggy areas" left on the windows of the short bus, by retarded kids.)
Coop: Yo Greg, did you see the fog spot that made my cheeseburger?

Greg: Yeah dude. Listen up Jack, I don't want no Cork to make my Big Mac!
by Coop July 18, 2003
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cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016
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Doxxing in the Fog

verb Having sex in a slightly secluded but still public place.
A: "What are those two people doing?"
B: "They're clearly doxxing in the fog, come on, let's skedaddle before we kill their vibe."
A: "What the fuck does that mean? What are they doing?"
B: "They're having sex. Dude, why are you so dense?"
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bitch fog

The stanky smell that emits from an unclean female's crotch. Similar to nutsack musk on a male - both can be smelled from a distance on a hot summer day, or while either is doing the walk of shame the next morning.
Friend 1: What IS that rank stench!?

Friend 2: (points at a hooker) Eww, it's gotta be her bitch fog!
by YackityYack June 22, 2011
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Fog of War

1. The unavoidable aspect of war wherein the intelligence gathered is always incomplete to a degree, thereby making any decisions concerning said war a bit... foggy.

2. The adaptation of the preceding definition by Gamers to describe the blacked-out, or fogged-out, areas on a map in games such as Civilization, Warcraft, Starcraft, etc.

3. (The best of the three) After a long night of hard drinking, the feeling you have throughout the next day. Not the hangover, but the hangover after-effects, wherein you go through the world with a cloudy, obstructed view of eveything around you. Where you are constantly fogged out for the rest of the day.
1. "In 'The Art of War,' by Sun Ze, the author describes the lack of a clear idea of what the enemy is doing behind their lines as the 'Fog of War.'"

2. "That Fog of War sure is a pain in the ass when I'm trying to figure out what the hell those assholes are doing!" complained Lazarus Aswípe (Lazyass, for short).

3. "Fuck, man, I hate a hangover, but this Fog of War is fucking killer, bro."
by JNova January 1, 2009
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Fail fog

He made some fail fog in the lift and everyone loved it.

Who made some fail fog?
by Redeeris October 7, 2010
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