A overly dramatic person that acts drunk in public, often used to describe people that come to offence.
something you would say or scream at the tv when you see one of those self-important designers explaining the "che" of the dump they just redesigned. also to be used in person when some overblown, braindead idiot goes on and on about how their sty is much more in harmony than your palace.
my god man, did you really just say that that's the wrong plant for my personality? you are one feng shuanal moron. now get the f--- out of my pub.
by publican September 22, 2009
The big dick gunna, do not, and I repeat, do not fuck with this man, he’ll fuck your shit up like a medium rare steak at outback. Only the sexiest men have the initials of “FJG” and this man gots it, he is a national level god of men. As one Feng Jie Guo would say. “Kachow Nigga”
“Feng Jie Guo will fuck your bitch”
by The Willy whipper September 04, 2019
The best lab guy you will ever meet...
Girls: Ooooh! Xian Feng! You look smoking hot on your lab coat!
Girls: Ooooh! Xian Feng! You look smoking hot on your lab coat!
by Popito Manero September 27, 2020
When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.
Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.
by Ellelo420 June 11, 2014
by ellie who better than jd February 15, 2021