Foiling

A reference to the Americas Cup AC75 boat class. When this sailing boat is gliding on its hydro-foils they can reach speeds of 93km/h.

“I drank a dozen beers and pulled two blondes back to my hotel! I was fucking foiling!”

“What happened to you last night? You skulled that vodka and vomited on my mums Persian rug”
“Sorry mate, I fell off my foils”

by Professor Sless April 25, 2021

Fooligan

A foolish Hooligan.

Lukas is a massive fooligan.

by Fooligan Man May 9, 2021

fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)

a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .

by sireemopancake October 13, 2021

foobling

Calmly telling your limbs that you will attack them if they don't work.

*your knee randomly collapses*

Laney- okay. If you DON'T STAY STILL then I will kick those metal containers and whack you with a hammer. Yes. I'm foobling with you right now baby.

by Raven_CD August 28, 2022

shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.

'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'

by Ewik Appleseed October 4, 2010

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023

foolingest

From a quote said by Homer Simpson on the cartoon The Simpsons.

"You couldn't fool anyone on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

by Sydney January 8, 2005