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by urlocalist_plugster March 29, 2025

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

Elon Musk

Everyone knows who he is.
Example:

Rando: Who is Elon Musk?
Me: Bruh.

by A guy who has common sense May 14, 2023

Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down or refuses to sleep with you because of the horrible smell coming from your dick.

Hell no, you smell like Elon Musk, go fuck yourself.

by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025

Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises

Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”

by Elon masking July 18, 2021

Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.

P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)

by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025