Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

Dog water

Short for "Hot dog water" A term most commonly used by inbred fortnite children that unironically think that they are going to be professional at a video game despite being absolute shit at it.

Bro - you are litterly dog water

by KanineH2O March 4, 2021

Dog Water

When you are actual trash at a video game and your friend need to insult you.

You are actually horrible at this game.

Brad: Bro you are actually dog water just uninstall this game
You: Bro chill it was one bad play
Brad: YOUVE SAID THAT FOR FIVE GAMES

by advil.absence January 19, 2021

Dog water

Something horrible.

You: Do you like this cup?
Me: No, it's dog water.

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

Dog Water

Dog Water is used by long term sweats that need to feel grass. Some people who use this phrase are probably 5, and don’t know fractions. It is also probably used by someone named Kyle, Timmy, Ian, or Tyler.

“Hey Bryan! Your dog water!” “Hey JoMama, your mamas so dog water, she probably has no earnings 😂😤💯”
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.

by Fard 💯😤😂 September 20, 2021

Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something

Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*

by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021

Dog water

It was used as an insult in a Fortnite Creative match. The insult was “you come across as the type of dude that eats hotdogs out of the package and doesn’t wash his hands” and as a result leaves behind the smell of dog water on everything they touch. It has now come to be used as an insult of skill.

You’re dog water!

by Turismo-Z April 22, 2025