Skip to main content

Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.
Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010
mugGet the Divine Cockblock mug.

Divine

A cool ass straightforward skater chick that says whatever is on her mind. Don't give a shit what others say or think as long as she's having fun.
Benny: Did you just hear what that girl said?

Porche: Yeah she's Divine for sure dude. Don't give a shit!
by skateewhxre. March 23, 2010
mugGet the Divine mug.

Divine prod

A person who uses a Divine Spirit shield's advantage that annoys other players versing someone wielding one because there nubs who cant hit on them.

The Divine spirit shield was released on 15 September 2008 along with Summer's end. It is currently the most expensive shield in the game. It requires 75 Defence and 75 Prayer to wield. The shield is made by attaching a Divine sigil to a Blessed spirit shield. To do this, players need 90 Prayer and 85 Smithing.

The Knowledge Base states that the Divine spirit shield comes with a special bonus, "30% - or as much as if possible if 30% is more than your current amount of Prayer points - of any damage you take is removed. Half of this 30% is deducted from your Prayer instead, while the other half is ignored completely."
For example, if a foe using Dharok's armour and other damage-boosting methods/equipment would normally hit a 600 on a person wearing this shield, the damage would be reduced to 600 - 0.7=420, and 1/2(60-42)=9 points would be deducted from this person's prayer. The damage reduced by this shield is therefore limited to 2 times one's current Prayer points, e.g. a player with 3 Prayer points can have 60 life points reduced from any attack.
just died to a fucking divine prod, what a def nub
mugGet the Divine prod mug.

Divine Sister

A popular LGBTQIA+ community that exhibits cultic behaviors and has been through multiple famous controversies throughout the popular virtual platform Roblox, over the ages.

--
This community is currently home to two popular survival games with a unique plot and lore behind each one

Les Beyond East - LBE

De Pride Isle Sanatorium - DPI
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: "I really enjoy interacting with the holy community that is Divine Sister, It's such a holy experience!"
by O0O0O0 June 24, 2021
mugGet the Divine Sister mug.

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
by kermit999 November 26, 2010
mugGet the we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! mug.

divine breakup

This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
Pete: I hate going out with Gemma-Rae she is a complete skank.
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.

After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!
by the gayzelle September 3, 2009
mugGet the divine breakup mug.

Shaun Diviney

Another word for 'dorito'.
Shaun Diviney is so orange, I bet he rolls around in doritos.
by a-n-c-h-o-r July 1, 2011
mugGet the Shaun Diviney mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email