When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
Get the Do you want a cookie?mug. Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
by she’s mine. January 22, 2024
Get the Do You Want a Cookie?mug. 
<.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>mug. .4.Cafereria, Yo, I Do Not Want To Interpersonally Communicate, Yo, Cafteria.9.
.4.Cafereria, Yo, I Do Not Want To Interpersonally Communicate, Yo, Cafteria.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025
Get the .4.Cafereria, Yo, I Do Not Want To Interpersonally Communicate, Yo, Cafteria.9.mug. Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”
by jiveturkey02 July 29, 2019
Get the Do you want a turn of this?mug. 