Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Dirty Vanessa

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10

You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.

by TruthhurtsLivewithIt April 5, 2020

dirty burroughs

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

Dirty Pfahler

An act of nature performed while hunting Bull Elk in Western Montana. A hunter puts himself in a tripod position and bugles in a large strapping Elk. If the hunter is worth his salt the Bull should score 400+ in Boone and Crocket record books. The gargantuan Bull then comes trotting down the mountain side pissing all over himself. It then mounts the willing hunter unleashing multiple loads of sperm in the hunter's anal cavity. The hunter then waddles back to camp with his butt cheeks clinched as to not spill a drop. Once inside the cozy wall tent he precedes to bukakke all his hunting bros with a massive tsunami of Bull spunk! The hunter is then celebrated and held in the highest esteem of his gun toting peers. Often times the hunter must be transfered to the nearest hospital to stitch the anal tearing and repair the chocolate starfish for next year's hunt.

Why doesn't Court talk about his hunting trips anymore, why does Court no longer fart, wierd. Maybe that Dirty Pfahler had something to do with it.

by Wapiti66 June 1, 2011

dirty bouncing

A word made up by Comedian Christoper Titus that describes the act of sex.

A: There's this girl at the club that I'm going to hook up with.
B: Oh, you guys are going to be dirty bouncing?

by antidad September 11, 2013

DIRTY RHYS

WHEN A MAN TAKES A SHIT IN A BLOCKED TOILET AND HAS THE MASSIVE TURD BOBBING AGAINST HIS GIANT BALLSACK

THE TOILET AT WORK WAS OUT OF ORDER BUT I HAD NO TIME FOR THAT AND JUST CHUCKED A DIRTY RHYS

by SPARRA08 May 4, 2021