Ding

A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.

(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"

by dingmaster January 12, 2010

Ding

Australian slang for Methamphetamine, (although not a very widely used term). usually the gooier, more cut and less potent form of bikie speed is being referred to here.

Person 1: "hey, keen for some ding?"

Person 2: "der!"

by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

Ding

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".

Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.

by Lb95x June 30, 2015

Ding

A stupid idiot

*oh I didn't know that* Ya ding

by Jeshbehsbs January 5, 2017

Ding

A name to give someone, it can mean anything.

Sage: ur literally such a ding
Kylie: fu

by Guava4 March 10, 2017

Ding

A Western Australia term for Italian

So then me and my ding mate frankie told this other bloke to go fuck himself , then there was a huge smash up.

by Eurephia June 9, 2017

ding

short version for dingus

P#1: When I'm drunk I hold onto the grass to prevent from falling off the earth.

P#2: You Fucking Ding!

by thebryanv September 5, 2017