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i met this guy yesterday. hes probably a diego
diego by Dark1Mystic March 22, 2017
Diego is honestly a loser. He tries to get many girls but doesnt pull any. He isnt that funny (unless you look at him) and is very unathletic. He usually does wrestling because he likes grabbing guys and likes the skin tight uniforms. He is the type of person who thinks he is a genius just because his mommy told him he is. You can usually spot a Diego if a person has no hairline, is under 5ft tall, has a tiny penis, has big buck teeth, is more wide than he is tall, and wears jackets and shorts.
Guy-Omg is that a Diego? He keeps staring at my cock!
Other Guy- Yeah lets get away from him
Diego by SandraJ November 13, 2018
A guy that likes girl younger than him and doesn't care how big he is
Stop being a Diego
Diego by That guy543 May 25, 2016
a nice funny person who loves soccer and his smile will just melt you away. i know that he is nice but also pretty bad! BUT THATS HOTTTT!!!! dont judge me but he cute!
ME: help me im turning tomato red!!
FRIEND: why?
ME: DIEGO!!
FRIEND: now your turning BLOOD RED!!
ME: WHYYYYY!!!
Diego by i am a llamalover August 28, 2018
a name you can use for someone you like if they’re not really in ur life. Explination: diego was probably only in 20 - 30 upsides of dora the explorer
*walks by crush*
friend : “ouu it’s ‘diego’ !”
diego by lol u suc May 13, 2019
He is shy epically when talking to his crush. He always wears a jacket or a hoodie in school but that is what make him special 💯. Likes to play soccer. wants to become a DJ
That’s my man Diego
Diego by Neon_Beatz February 17, 2020