Chiro

Typically used to describe those with an exceptionally nice ass.

Meant as a term of endearment by friends

“You’re so chiro”

Bill: “phillip’s chiro for sharing his homework anwsers”

by Chiro girl June 19, 2022

chirophile

a hand fetishist, though, not always sexual-- can be just an appreciation.

Person A: "Why do you want hand pictures?"

Person B: "I'm a chirophile, I like hands!"

by trenskai August 15, 2022

anti chiropractor

A nigga that be slamming cheeks and breaking backs

They call me the anti chiropractor cause i be breaking backs

by Daddy ronny May 29, 2021

Chiropracty

The practice of a chiropractor.

John's chiropracty is very successful.

by Agouti23 April 28, 2011

chubrock

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

by Spanky Lou May 30, 2003

Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.

Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.

by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009

Chiropractor

An alternative healthcare practitioner with a Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.) degree from a 4-year chiropractic college. DC's perform joint and spinal manipulation, based on the vitalistic belief that mechanical adjustments improve health by correcting nerve interference and, thereby, allowing the body’s innate healing intelligence to take over. Despite the name, chiropractic doctors are not medical doctors or physicians.

Systematic reviews of controlled clinical studies have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective for the treatment of disease, with the possible exception of treatment for back pain.

I thought the YouTube doctor’s advice was kind of fishy, so I checked the bio for his license: D.C… He’s a Chiropractor!

by spongeocoel September 18, 2022