Catness

Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.

Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!

Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 11, 2021

for the cats

When you are with the boys and all the sudden something funny/good happens and u just need to say something.

Where did cats come from? I don’t know. It just came out. First time was when I hit a dinger playing some good ol’ ball.

Also can be used in a bad situation like if someone’s grandma dies to lighter up the mood.

Just a funnier way of saying for the win basically

Boy 1: Boys what y’all wanna do today?

Boy 2: I don’t know. who’s chillin?
Boy 3: Oh damn aye boys all the gals are together and wanna hang.

Boy 1,2 and 3: let’s go! That’s for the cats!

Or,

Boy 1:my grandma just died boys😣
Boy 2: U good?
Boy 3: That’s for the cats boys!
Boy 1, 2 and 3: hahahhahahhaha

by Stinkypinky77 May 02, 2019

cat

1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces

3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS

my cat is the best thing in the whole wide world and it is so fluffy and i want to marry it

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019

cat

a tiny tiger that lives in your house

cat

by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021

Cat

A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.

Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.

by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018

Cat

The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.

The superior life-form.

Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!

A: OMFG IT'S A CAT
B: OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.

by I_HateCapybaras July 20, 2022

cat

a cat is a cute fluffy animal that likes to play and drink milk.

the cat was drinking out its bowl

by ok4728828 January 18, 2019