Mormon Cameltoe

Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.

Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.

by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010

Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.

That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.

by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010

tainted cameltoe

When a girl is kicked in the vagina so many times it turns black and then it is penetrated with the penis

hey i gave that chick a tainted cameltoe last night , that bruised pussy is amazing

by terkymanster December 29, 2010

cameltrunk

A camels erection is known as a trunk

WOW, look at the size of that camel's trunk.
Lmao you have a huge cameltrunk

by Joy Cartwright March 6, 2008

cameltoesis

Letting a very minor injury in sports sideline you.

"Is Smith in todays line up?"...."No he is applying vagisil to his cameltoesis."

by Derek C December 7, 2003

Cameltoe

When of the "Cali" variety, they are quite literally the worst fantasy football team in any league.

"Yo, you got some nice Cameltoe!" "Cali Cameltoe?? No effing way, my team is way better than yours!!"

by yupyouaregonnalose September 13, 2012

cameolt penguin

a really dirty looking irish slut

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..

by ras elias May 5, 2009