Lots of people say bad stuff about California. Why? Because they only know what people tell them. California is gorgous, has great people, weather, scenery, etc. If you think California is bad, get a life, and open your eyes.
This is what you might say
"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.
"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3
This is what you might say
"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.
"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3
by Customfreak11 June 25, 2009
Get the Californiamug. California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.
Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.
Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.
Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.
Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.
Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.
by TheCyrus April 20, 2005
Get the Californiamug. by poop on you fagz September 9, 2004
Get the Californiamug. The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.
I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!
by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012
Get the Californiamug. 
Get the Californiamug. by I shit on California October 21, 2004
Get the Californiamug. Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)
by Lola Luftnagle May 16, 2011
Get the Californiamug.