Chiropractor

A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.

Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.

Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?

Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”

Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.

by fckwhorya May 1, 2022

Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Chiropract

v. the act of chiropracting. what a chiropractor does.

Camille, I'd like her to chiropract me! says Gus.

by WEEEEEEEMAN December 7, 2010

Cairo

when you rather hang out with a girl who bitches you around rather then your friends.

pussy whipped.

your a fucking cairo man hanging out with that bitch!

by Jwords April 26, 2008

chiropractic philosophy

A waste of time and a time waster while you are on the toilet

Chiropractic philosophy is a great way to waste time while in the restroom.

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017

Bugatti Chiron

2018 winner of the world's fastest car award

Me: I own the Bugatti Chiron in Forza Horizon 4.
Miku Hatsune: How much did it cost?
Me: 2.4 million credits.

by DJ Brutus September 18, 2021

Chiropractickly

When your chiropractor gives an adjustment that tickles and makes you giggle and squirm uncontrollably.

(Tickle) (tickly) (giggle) (chiropractic) (adjustment) (chiropractickly)

by mownie February 22, 2010