CoD

CoD stands for Cootie On Demand....which refers to having someone you can call on or text for adult activities, with an extremely high percentage that a successful meeting will occur.

Also DoD for the ladies.

"By lacking an active sex life right now, I wish I had some CoD right about now."

by Infynynt1 March 25, 2009

cod

Another word for a testicle.

Ouch! I just smacked my right cod.

by poo eater May 4, 2003

Codding

The term used when playing COD (Call of Duty) It can be any Call of Duty game, either Modern Warfare or Black Ops

"Hey can you call me back later, I'm busy codding!

by Evanescence-Angel August 29, 2012

cod

Common Ordinary Dick. Similar to a "tool". A guy that looks and acts like all the rest. Gap Boy with gel.

Ahh, forget that guy. He's useless..just another cod.
"Damn, it will be so nice when summer is over."
"Yeah, all these Cods will go back to where they came from."

by charlies August 22, 2003

cod

A smelly female. Relating to her private area.

I pulled this Hal (look up Hal) and she was a right Cod!

by Hal March 24, 2003

Cod

Somebody with weirdly chubby lips...that occassionally disgraces disabled people, and insults fat people. Tends to get on everyones nerves and really pisses people off at times. They like to have bum sex with men when they are asleep, which is usually induced by rohypnol. Can drink pints of beer severly quickly, which was made possible when they were young and taught how to down packets of crisps at a time.

Look at that cod injecting fat into his lips, and downing a packet of salt and vinegar walkers!!!

by Piers Wallace March 25, 2008

codding

To go to Cape Cod, primarily for imbibing beverages while comparing portfolios with college chums.

Danny Boy and I went Codding this weekend, but all the tourists just destroy the charm.

by Cletus P. July 11, 2008