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jonas bonus

this is a variation to the shocker. it was derived from it. you maintain the shocker but use the thumb as the stimulator for the female clit simultaneously. the thumb would "massage" the clit.
the "shocker" plus thumb rotation therefore the jonas bonus
by matharf**ker May 14, 2010
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Signing Bonus

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.
Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.
by zeeferino October 21, 2011
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Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.
Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights
by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012
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brucie bonus

when a man ejaculates during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercorse.
'yay i kept it up go me,what a brucie bonus, lets carry on shagging!'
by pickle49 September 21, 2006
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Bonus Waffle

The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.
"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"
by Snipard April 22, 2013
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bonus whore

someone who takes maximum advantage of the free money offered at online poker sites
Russ has made a G since he started bonus whoring last month
by Hoosh June 13, 2005
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bonus time

The extra time found on a parking meter before a person enters his/her quarters.
"Dude I didn't even have get out my quarters, there was 30 minutes left on the meter. Bonus time Fuck yeah!!!"
by thefarmerbry October 3, 2011
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