Swasiland Big Mac

A swasiland hamburger is the latest entry into the long chain of sickening sexual acts (eg: Arabian Goggles, Danish Teabag) It consists of freeze drying a shit and popping it inside a presented hole. Its origin is unknown, no on knows why we pinned this one on swasilanders, but it rolls off the tongue nicely!

"I slapped my Swasiland Big Mac between her buns"

by Bladecatcher January 8, 2007

Big Mac pussy

When a girl wants her pussy to be eaten like its a Big Mac and fucks everyone and fucks her mom and loves licking pussy and sucking dick

Calm down she just wants you to lick her Big Mac pussy

by Big Mac pussy August 8, 2016

Big Mac Beautiful

A negative term used to describe a fat chick whose clothes are way too tight (used sarcastically). Not someone who is actually considered beautiful.

ex: "Did you see that fat chick in the club last night? She was Big Mac Beautiful"

ex: Trying to cram a 100 pounds of shit into a 50 pound bag

by S.F. November 11, 2012

Big Mac phatty phacts

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts

“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”

by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

eskimo big mac

When an Eskimo puts his special sauce in your girls buns!

That asshole Danny gave my gf an Eskimo big mac

by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016

Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.

Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008

Big Mac Attack

When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell

"She let out the Big Mac Attack on me while i was fuckin her.... dont trust her."

by Andy K April 18, 2004