beefcurtains

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beefcurtains

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps

by Daveth January 6, 2004

beefcurtains

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

butthole beefcurtains

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008