Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.

(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk

by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023

Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021

Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023

Beagle

The best dog ever

Damn i love beagles

by BeagleBoi February 16, 2022

Beagle

Easily one of the best dog breeds, it is known for their cute floppy ears and iconic “aroo!” sound. While loud, they’re also very lovable and love playing and cuddling. All of them are good boys (or girls).

Person 1: what’s your favorite dog breed?
Person 2: the beagle!
Person 1: why?
Person 2: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That’s beagle for “they’re so cute and cuddly and playful and funny!” Well, aroo can mean just about anything depending on the beagle and the context. Really though, beagles are perfect
Person 1: wow, beagles are amazing! Aroooo!

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

Beagle

one of a breed of small hounds having long ears, short legs, and a usually black, tan, and white coat.

Lincoln Heights resident Juan Valdivia, 37, cut short his walk around the park with his 7-year-old beagle, Lucy.

by Owen Cerruto April 6, 2023