Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).
I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
Get the bamboo-zled mug.The series of events in which there is an explosion that displeases the audience, so they show their displeasure with the sound of a "boo".
by summer sausage October 25, 2018
Get the Bamboo mug.The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
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Get the Bamboo Beating mug.When a Cookie Monster spanks a Pink with found Bamboo from her garage and then gets to see his dirty work.
by Mamaphrodite September 30, 2019
Get the Bamboo mug.bamboos are an amazing fandom! their idol is elliana walmsley! there might be toxic bamboos but all they really want to do is support elliana through the hard times 🦋
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