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bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it
Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird
by CKKD October 17, 2022
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bamboo fit

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!
anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1
by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022
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Bamboo

bamboos are an amazing fandom! their idol is elliana walmsley! there might be toxic bamboos but all they really want to do is support elliana through the hard times 🦋
i love being in the bamboo fandom!
by vescbyrsxcbiutdxv March 20, 2022
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Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.
“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online
by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025
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Bamboo-Hineyd

Bamboo-hineyd (adj. / verb) · /bam-BOO-high-need/

* To be in a state of extreme physical or metaphorical discomfort caused by a situation that is stiff, awkward, or unnecessarily difficult.
* The feeling of being completely stuck in a tight spot (the hiney) with no easy way to wiggle out.
* Being so incredibly irritable or uptight that it feels as though a rigid piece of tropical grass has taken up residence in your backside

* www.bamboo-hineyd.com
* "I missed my alarm, spilled my latte, and my car won't start. I am officially bamboo-hineyd."
* "Management just dropped a 50 page report on my desk due in an hour. They really bamboo-hineyd me on this one."
* "Yo, I'm totally bamboo-hineyd over here, can you come help me move this sofa before I lose my mind?"
by BambooHiney'd January 2, 2026
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bamboo republic

The Chinese version of a banana republic. A fake communist socialist economy that is in fact capitalist in nature, whereby the country is operated as a private commercial enterprise for the exclusive profit of the ruling class.
China and many of the Global South countries that follow their economic example are merely bamboo republics.
by M72 June 1, 2024
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Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
by Pontefartus June 13, 2024
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