brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022

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Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!

Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

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Brotherhood of Lemon

A group of three guys who think they are variated citrus fruits,
who go around killing kids in video games and yelling dumb one-liners at them.
They mostly play minecraft and other dumb games.

8 yr old kid: "We got a brotherhood of Lemon on our hands!"
Other 8 yr old kid: "We already lost then"

by DaddyTheMaster May 02, 2018

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