Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

T-Bag

If a Human being only has one Hand. This is because of the series Prisonbreak because T-Bag only has one hand.

Daniel Raab aka T-Bag only has one hand and thats why we call him T-Bag. Lol fucking retard!

by Negerfut January 13, 2020

T-bagging

Used as a sign of disrespect OR used as a universal sign of friendship

*t-bagging*

by JimmyButtCheEcks July 28, 2021

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016

T-bag

Any person whose name starts with a t

My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag

by Unknown daddy 07 November 8, 2019

T bag

When you lift up your dick and dip you sack into an individuals mouth rapidly as a joke, when your drunk, or during sex.

Jeremy just T Bagged my when I was sleeping I got so pissed I think I still have hair in my mouth

by deontutu May 19, 2019

Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.

1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.

by Scraps24 September 13, 2016