academic arousal

When one gets a boner or becomes horny when they get a good grade.

Bill proceeded to jack off in the bathroom after glancing at his 100 on his test. He was in the state of academic arousal.

by Mushroomhoues January 22, 2017

Academic Stress

Acadmic stress is mental pressure installed onto the student's brain due to overload of excess and unnecessary losd of school work and high parental expectations.

Synonyms: educational prossure, school overload,sally, negativities of school work, academic stress

by John_wittlory November 30, 2016

Academic Whores

Recently American students have found this new way of cheating on their homework. They would go online and hire someone from India to do their homework. Since these guys do the homework for like $2 a paragraph, They are Academic Whores. They also provide tutoring for $20 an hour.

Person #1: UGH... I have a 5 page essay due tomorrow.
Person #2: Just use one of the Academic Whores.

by Jack the Ripper 1313 November 18, 2010

Academic Whore

An overachiever-- someone who takes as many classes as possible, typically AP/Honors classes. They are also involved extracurricular activities/clubs, such as Academic Pentathlon.

I bet Bill Gates use to be an academic whore.

by ROFLMAOXZY January 11, 2010

Academic skim

What you do when you have 80 books to read for your paper and only a week to do so.

"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've gotta academic skim."

by Godaisies June 12, 2010

academic dork

Spending ample amounts of time on school work and always getting assignments done on time or even early.

I always have my assignments done because I am an academic dork.

by BeZeez July 13, 2011

Academic Parasite

An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.

That girl is such an academic parasite, don't tell her anything.

by antibloodsucker November 1, 2010