Bill proceeded to jack off in the bathroom after glancing at his 100 on his test. He was in the state of academic arousal.
by Mushroomhoues January 22, 2017
Get the academic arousalmug. Acadmic stress is mental pressure installed onto the student's brain due to overload of excess and unnecessary losd of school work and high parental expectations.
by John_wittlory November 30, 2016
Get the Academic Stressmug. Recently American students have found this new way of cheating on their homework. They would go online and hire someone from India to do their homework. Since these guys do the homework for like $2 a paragraph, They are Academic Whores. They also provide tutoring for $20 an hour.
Person #1: UGH... I have a 5 page essay due tomorrow.
Person #2: Just use one of the Academic Whores.
Person #2: Just use one of the Academic Whores.
by Jack the Ripper 1313 November 18, 2010
Get the Academic Whoresmug. An overachiever-- someone who takes as many classes as possible, typically AP/Honors classes. They are also involved extracurricular activities/clubs, such as Academic Pentathlon.
by ROFLMAOXZY January 11, 2010
Get the Academic Whoremug. by Godaisies June 12, 2010
Get the Academic skimmug. Academic smurfing encompasses a wide variety of situations, but they're all a tactic used by a GPA whore.
Common examples of academic smurfing:
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.
A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.
A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.
A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.
A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 19, 2021
Get the academic smurfingmug. An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.
by antibloodsucker November 1, 2010
Get the Academic Parasitemug.