Chet

To cry passiontely after a solid masturbation session.

Bro: Yeah man, had a solid night. Got home, had a chet session, it was emotionally a great time.

by gaaaaaabbbbbbbyyyyy January 4, 2019

Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.

Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.

by D Carver April 28, 2013

chet

The simplification of true valour and heroism into a single word.

On chet

by beartopian June 26, 2022

chet

slang for shit or holy shit or oh shit. cooler and less vulgar/derogative. goofier and sillier if you will. used in the context of something cool happening or bad or good

dman: vro i just lost my monkey!
workman: holy chetttt
big red braddock: chet.
pearce the vail: what the chet!
b ray: awww chetttt
seany o: you gotta be chetting me!
brittoney spears: chet! we better go get some bananas!

by thechetster February 27, 2025

Chet

Chet
(noun / concept)

A way of cheyism, but in opposition to it. Chet means “many is one” — the idea that individuals can unite as a single presence. It also carries the playful jab of “not being as short as Chey.”

Example:
“Bro, that’s pure Chet energy right there.”

Only a Chet can ride all the rides at the fair!

by Chet19xx September 11, 2025