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Batmanned

1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.

2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)

Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.

Harvey Dent has been Batmanned

2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.

Steven: How'd ou get my password

Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name

Steven: What the fuck

Kenny: You've been Batmanned
by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012
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Batman

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
by Defnotacult July 6, 2023
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Batman

A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.
Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.
by Strontium August 15, 2008
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batman

When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.
Stickey situations between your legs.
by Joey2Times September 14, 2005
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Batman

Nanananananananana Batman!
by That_CrazyWalrus November 23, 2011
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Batman

BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)
"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
by Wet Schmegmore December 21, 2008
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THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

ALTERNATE

2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
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