October 23rd

Grab dick day, boys get ready

Boy: she just grabbed my dick
Another boy: it’s October 23rd

by Eatmyfuckingassyoudumbbitch October 23, 2019

October 23rd

National Kiss your ex/ last hookup day.

Bro it’s October 23rd you better go kiss Emily.

by glitter31 October 23, 2019

October 23rd

National slapping a short person day.

"Hey bro, you know its October 23rd?" *Slap*

by ShortPeopleHater74 October 16, 2021

October 23rd

National Crush Day!! If your crush asks you out you HAVE to say yes!!

Girl: Wanna date?

Boy: Not really
Girl: It’s October 23rd!!

Boy : Fiineeeee

by Love itself October 23, 2019

23rd February

if you are born in this day, you have a cement-breaking massive cobalt cock

"i was born on 23rd February"
"his dick will absolutely destroy me"

by kalek1437 November 23, 2021

November 23rd

November 23rd is the day everyone skips school.

Hey, it's November 23rd. No school today.

by coochiehandler69 November 23, 2021

November 23rd

a really really good day:)

Aw, dude, it’s november 23rd! today’s gonna be good.

by truthsrighthere November 23, 2019