Kony 2012

A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.

It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.

I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.
James: OMG Kony 2012 is like gonna change the world like OM-fukin'-G!!!!!!!111one1!
by FPSJesus1996 May 21, 2012
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Palin 2012

Makes everyone with a brain (read: democrats) absolutely shake at the thought.
There are signs advertising Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012.
Scary shit.
Palin 2012? Don't even joke, man. Don't even joke.

Yes we did.
by Sharpie Rainbow November 09, 2008
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2012 Baby

A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)
i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.

ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
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KONY 2012

The ultimate dickriding bandwagon experience. This is even worse than the dickriding of Haiti 2010 or Obama 2008. The concept of KONY 2012 is to raise awareness about a Ugandan war criminal named Joseph Kony. The white liberals seek to cure their white liberal guilt and satisfy their self-righteous selves by posting stickers, sending videos, etc about Joseph Kony. They are oblivious to the fact that the current problems in that region stem primarily from western imperialism and colonialism and so are unable to see the silliness and stupidity of asking the institutions who murdered, raped, pillaged the people of africa to now come and save the day. White liberals must understand that the white nations really have no moral authority to send their armies into the lands of Africa. The slavery mentality that black people will never get ahead or achieve anything valid unless white people help is what is keeping the black man in a state of decline.
My friend - "Why are all these white suburban high school kids wearing KONY 2012 shirts"

Me - "Because they want the government to help the Ugandan military kill war criminals"

My friend - "You mean they want white western nations to train Africans on how to kill other Africans"

Me - "Yes, exactly what it is"
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SSX 2012

The best game out now. Snowboarding at its finest with a kickass soundtrack ranging from dubstep to hip hop. SSX tricky was the best game for gamecube too.
BOY 1 - "WANNA PLAY MW3?"
BOY 2 - "HELL NAH LETS PLAY SOME SSX 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ssx2012 March 04, 2012
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KONY 2012

Term which has been pissing all of the non gullible people on this earth. The term is supposed to bring awareness to the youtube hit video Kony 2012 which speaks of a man named Joseph Kony. It's getting pretty fucking annoying if you ask me.
(youtube music video)

Douche bag/gullible prick - KONY 2012!

Normal people - That was a nice song....
by skcmusic March 29, 2012
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2012 sex

an excuse that one uses to try and get sex out of people, for the simple reason that the world will end.
Jack: JILL!! LETS GO!! 2012 sex! come on!
Jill: Fine, but only because the world's going to end.
by Lightly Frosted Potato January 17, 2010
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