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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
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Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Therapist

Told you that you are spiritually bankrupt? That is a FUCKED UP THING FOR A THERAPIST TO SAY! They SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT TO PEOPLE.
Hym "Is spiritual bankruptcy a clinical diagnosis!? What in the fuck is THAT SHIT!? A therapist told a person... That their problem was that they weren't religious... And that drove her to Christianity. That fucking therapist should not be doing that. That piece of shit needs to have their license removed."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2024
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