HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".

That girl made me HAP.

by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020

happed

when you’re seshing with your friends and you’re content with how many bowls you’ve taken. you might smoke more later, but you’re happy.

meg: you want more ?

lily: i’m happed rn, maybe later.

by Scs_0905 December 23, 2021

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012

Hap

To be or to make one very very VERY mad. Quite frankly the word “hap” makes me mad because of how fucking STUPID it is

Yooo my boys mad hap cause he got rejected today hahahha yeah bro

by Www.fakenameeee.combye April 25, 2023

:hap:

A famous smiley on jeuxvideo.com, a french forum.

French 1 : T'es con :hap: (You're stupid :hap:)
French 2 : Pas autant que toi :hap: (Less than you :hap:)

by NaNoMister December 26, 2016

Ning Haps

Nothing happening at the moment.

Boy:What you up to today bruh?

Mate:Nah 'ning haps' bro. What about you?

by Saendeez October 23, 2012