Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023

.6.9.6. Level (7) With Me .6.9.6.

.6.9.6. Level (7) With Me .6.9.6.

.6.9.6. Level (7) With Me .6.9.6.

by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025

me

everyone who isn’t me can actually shut their mouths, i’m the one and only. #edgelordswin

i am the coolest, only me

by lesbeau March 21, 2022

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021

Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025