I OUT ME FECES

When text message auto-correct/complete goes horribly wrong.

Amy: what's up?
Mel: I OUT ME FECES

by DJ Pet November 5, 2010

Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

by goldust January 14, 2009

I'll eat your heart out

“I’ll eat your heart out”. Possibly one of the greatest lines of all time. From the song “187” by Senses Fail. In just these five words, you can picture many things, ranging from murder, love, and hate. To sum it up in one word: beautiful.

You ripped my heart out, you tore my eyes out, now you're gonna pay. I'll stab you one time. I'll eat your heart out so you feel my pain.

by illEATurHARTout March 24, 2004

giddy up out this mother fucker

a ghetto way of saying bitch im leaving this gay ass place faggots

sup nigga im gunna giddy up out this mother fucker yo this is beat as hell douche bag

by hotwords12345 March 20, 2009

inside out, double stuffed oreo

when you are white on the outside, but black on the inside-- that's a inside out oreo. if you're that and double stuffed-- you are extra black on the inside. :)

johnny-- yo man im an inside out oreo!
bob-- well im an inside out, double stuffed oreo! beat it!
johnny--.... i cant homes.

by loserwholikestowriterandomstuf October 7, 2008

cat drinking the milk out the bowl

cat drinking the milk out the bowl is a metaphor for the slurping of the "milk" out of the vagina. usually done by a male, but not in all cases........

lets just say, last night i was cat drinking the milk out the bowl!!!

by dacatz March 14, 2011

Mental make-out decoy

The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.

SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.

BPC: haha

SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.

BPC: Someone should tell him!

by AbFabSabs May 13, 2009