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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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Say it with me...

A statement which precedes a controversial yet brave factual statement
SAY IT WITH ME...TRANS👏WOMEN👏AREN’T👏WOMEN👏👏👏👏
by Jdheneixjsj May 20, 2021
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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Me and the boys

When you or your friends (if you have any) do something what you would typically do with the boys
Me and the boys: going on a crusade

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by Incognitoboi June 4, 2019
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)
by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023
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I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.
Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.
by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024
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