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What time are you open till?

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!
by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011
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shut the fuck up you nasty bitch

Used this when a random in your game lobby talking trash for nothing.
Person 1: Ya fucking suck watch ya finna get shit on nigga.
Person 2:"shut the fuck up you nasty bitch".
Person 3-4-5-6-7-8-9: Damn wtf?!
by richniggaisfriendless December 14, 2021
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Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'
Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"
by Veebz October 22, 2011
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You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
by The Timmer April 12, 2007
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A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.
Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY

J: Wow you must have a lot of free time

Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!

J: You don´t get it, do you?

Ronald:What do you mean?

J:*sigh*...
by I´mYoPopsSoListenUp April 26, 2012
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i will kill you non-binary bitch

When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch
"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"
by donttellmybossthatimgae November 10, 2022
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