salmonella on a stick

a word to describe anything out to ordinary

salmonella on a stick wow

by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020

hit the stick

ladies.. this means that your going to use your dildo tonight

alright goodnight derek im going to go hit the stick

by masterdickexpert69 April 29, 2020

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.

Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window

by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020

Pain in The Sack

When someone is always trying to one-up you.

Guy 1: "Dude stop lying we know you didn't sleep with Kayla first."

Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"

Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."

Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"

by Flatz Buzz Bro July 30, 2020

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

Dick On a Stick

The term for a pornstar or only fans content creator who doesn't show their face but only their body.

Damn did you see that last video of (input name). Yeah, that dick on a stick really rammed her.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020