a young man stands in his room

The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.

"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"

by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016

Number 16: The Chicago Running Man

You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.

"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"

-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.

by Numba 16 August 9, 2022

five inch forehead man

A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.

One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'

look at the head on this dude.

Oh i know him. thats five inch forehead man.

by parrowman1 August 1, 2010

Bum ass Man-child

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.

He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!

by Your BM August 18, 2020

sucking the tin man's dick

Smoking pot from a pipe

If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall, sucking the tin man's dick.

by SuperBinBall September 5, 2009

old man-O-phobe

Young wannabe executives that dislike thier older co-workers, usually upper management. This dislike usually cloud ones vision and could end up in career suicide. Old man-O-phobia is usually deep rooted and stems from walking in on your grandparents having relations.

Suga wants to be a VP of the acme.corp, but he is an old man-O-phobe.

by Matt Profit September 1, 2008

Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger

A burger that comes with sharp cheddar cheese.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger... it comes with sharp cheddar!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018