Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

me

everyone who isn’t me can actually shut their mouths, i’m the one and only. #edgelordswin

i am the coolest, only me

by lesbeau March 21, 2022

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021

Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

Rules for thee and not for me

democrat modus operandi.

silly peasant.....don't you know it's rules for thee and not for me?

by Rev Sharpton February 20, 2025