Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

Me

Is this referring to you or the person who wrote this? Whatever. It's just a way to refer to yourself and nothing else

Tom: Who put me on urban dictionary
Bob: Me, and I got banned for it.

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2023

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’

Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!

by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022

Rules for thee and not for me

democrat modus operandi.

silly peasant.....don't you know it's rules for thee and not for me?

by Rev Sharpton February 20, 2025

Can you send me money

I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest

Can you send me money, UD Jews?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 13, 2021