Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
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by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

Is this referring to you or the person who wrote this? Whatever. It's just a way to refer to yourself and nothing else
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by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!
Guy- hell yeah let’s go!
Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
Guy- hell yeah let’s go!
Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
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