Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

get me a jersey

Get me a Badd bitch

I might just go ahead and get me a Jersey real quick.

by Summeri October 19, 2023

Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Oz

Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo

Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?

Person 2: oh pointcrow?

by Chezitoes August 28, 2024

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

Fanon Me

Your Fanon Me can like stuff IRL you wouldn't like

IRL Me: no
Fanon Me: yes plz

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 21, 2021

Me

i (me) am the worst person that you'll ever meet and i will hurt you bad if you mess with me my friends or my family i tend to cuss and fight a lot, i also tend to talk a lot when i get annoyed, i am very annoying and i make people hate me more and more everyday.

Hey its me again

by Someone56 November 14, 2018

me

THE BEST HUMAN BEING

person 1: omg the new girl is such a me
person 2: YASS

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019