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Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.
Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.
by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021
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Evan

If you meet an Evan, do NOT let him go. Not only are Evans one of the most handsome species to exist on this planet, but they also have unique personalities. They are incredibly genuine— the realest you’ll ever meet and always have good intentions. Evans are also very responsible and really have their shit together. They are undoubtedly loyal and are a reliable student, friend, and significant other. They’re very rational and because their logic overrides their emotions, they are very patient. If you put an Evan in a difficult or frustrating situation, he’ll stay calm and composed. And if you’re lucky enough to be in the arms of an Evan, he’ll make you feel safe and cared for. Moreover, Evans aren’t afraid to show their goofy side and have an amazing sense of humor. Evans are a keeper, no cap!!!
Who are you dating?! He’s handsome, sweet, and doesn’t seem like a fuckboy”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
by grapeg1rl February 19, 2020
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Evan

Evan is stupid
by Namyac March 30, 2019
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Evan

An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.
“Evan always seems to make me so happy and feel important
by Yeet or die October 17, 2019
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Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.
I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!
by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023
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Evan

he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!
by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023
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