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Evan

Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”
by Briânnâ January 30, 2022
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Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
by trippdiii October 16, 2019
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Evan

Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
I love how cool Evan is!”
by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023
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Abbigail Evans

An abbigail evans is a kind and helpful person. She is always thinking of others before herself and she is very giving. You typically see abbigail evans’ with blue eyes, but other colours are possible. Once you get to know her she becomes funny and fun to hang out with. An Abbigail evans will do almost anything for her friends and loved ones. They just want to have fun and go on adventures; so if you wanna be friends with and Abbigail evans be ready for a lot of new experiences.

When it comes to gifts, get an abbigail evans something that is meaningful and can last a lifetime.

Treat an abbigail evans good because it is hard to find a person as giving and open minded as her.
“I’m glad I’m friends with an abbigail evans because she is so kind and wholehearted.”
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Evan

Evan is Penguins
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Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023
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logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock
wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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