Stone Cold Steve Austin

A beer-swilling, ass kicking foul mouthed redneck. Takes no orders from
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your
ass!
by Bionic Redneck September 25, 2003
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Rimjob Steve

an absolute fucked cripple whore that goes nowhere in life. also a name absolutely fucked parents give you.
Guy1 :fuck its Rimjob Steve

Guy2 :RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pedo fam69 May 07, 2019
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Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).
I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.
by Alpha19745 April 30, 2011
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Scuba Steve Chambers

Surprisingly....a teacher at Hamilton High School notorious for his crazy classroom antics and never making any sense. He currently has a relationship with fellow student Ryan Fackey....I hear things are going quite well for them...
God Steve! Will you stop hogging the bandwidth! Ryan wants some too....
by Mr. Mardoxx May 10, 2005
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Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.
dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!
by carleoj79 January 11, 2011
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