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Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
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Gorilla Joe

A huge masculine guy that lives of, of Savagery,Gta5,Eating Steaks,Working out, And Calling people out. A Gorilla Joe would not hesitate to call you a bitch or a narc. He would fight anyone because he's the Alpha
Yo That kid is such a Gorilla Joe he called that kid out because he's a Narc
by Majestic_Dinkle September 23, 2016
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Surfin Pink Gorilla

When a pale skinned man , who is topless , slides and falls on his ass
" yeah man , he slid down the hill like a surfin pink gorilla "
by Da1ek October 15, 2023
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Wasian gorilla

A sexy ass motherfucker that has yummy furry legs that make you wanna cum in your pants so hard that you can't hide it, he will also make you have a erection so hard that your cock never be small again.
Son: "Hey mom, who's Wasian Gorilla?"
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."
by Americancitizen December 21, 2020
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Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista
Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here
by Stevenbando July 16, 2023
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The Speedy Gorilla

When a woman is fucking a mans face whilst reaching back to grab his dick and use it as a rudder all the while using her other hand to beat her chest and mimic the sound of a silver back gorilla.
"The party was fully sick bro...I saw ol mate Tim being abused by that MILF hard core. Im sure she was doin the Speedy Gorilla"
by Lorraine Haul April 2, 2024
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