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rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations
by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021
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Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
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damnerpost status

damnerpost status
I like damnerpost status.
by CDevIsTaken January 29, 2021
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fan status

Fan Status is a perceived standing in reference to a rock band or professional sports team. The achievement of fan status is defined by a willingness to perform oral sex (or other sexual acts up to and including intercourse) with the members of the band or team.
She had bragged about her fan status but Kelly really proved it on the tour bus last night!
by JousterIII May 30, 2021
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Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
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Nakatory status

The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.

Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.

Gabby: Sure, twatt.

Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.

Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.

Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status

Gabby: what's Nakatory status?

Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
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